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I got instructions from my man today;)
Apologies for the blurry photo but it really sums us up beautifully. It was taken in Venice, after half a year being together and on our first and only little getaway. After that, the only thing getting away was time and we hardly managed to go anywhere in the last three years. Holidays just aren’t on our agenda. But who needs holidays when life with your partner is an adventure every day, right?
I’ve been watching a lot of Dave Chappell today, so bear with me if I’ll try to be funny. And do you remember how I was talking about Chris Rock yesterday and playing the Tambourine? Well, this is a sequence to that;)
So I’m standing in the kitchen, it’s almost noon on this winter day in the UK, washing the dishes because the kids decided they didn’t want to earn their five pounds pocket money today. No problem, I love doing the dishes.
So I’m standing in front of the window where the sink is (why is there always a window where the sink is? Is it to remind you how much it sucks having to do house chores while others are outside playing and having fun?) Anyway, my husband waltzes into the kitchen in a good mood and in this elevated mood he announces:”Let me give you some pointers how you can do the job better next time.”
BOOM! CRASH! KABOOM!
